====== Top Reddit Posts ======
I want to archive these in case any of them disappear.  These are my favourite reddit posts:

  * [[Top Reddit Posts/Picture of both hands]] ([[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/|reddit]])
  * [[Top Reddit Posts/Carbon Monoxide guy]] ([[https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/|reddit]])
  * [[Top Reddit Posts/Woody Harrelson Rampart AMA]] ([[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/c3nijr7/|reddit]])
  * Guy tries heroin ([[https://www.reddit.com/user/SpontaneousH/posts/|reddit]]) - A sequence of 6 posts over a 10 year period about a guy trying out heroin and spiralling into rehab.
  * [[Top Reddit Posts/Are you fucking sorry]] - Not a reddit post exactly, green text from 4chan but it always stuck with me.

===== Top Reddit One liners ======
You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?\\
I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting.\\
I also choose this guy's dead wife ([[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1|context]])

===== Honour mentions (archive these) =====
  * https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/56cdgm/ama_im_really_rick_astley_i_swear_and_to/d8i933q/
  * https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq/
  * https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/

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