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jokes [2020/02/12 16:30]
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jokes [2020/02/12 16:31]
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   * "​I'​ve been depressed for a few years. ​ Ever since I coached a swimming team back in college for a big race.  I said '​Everybody,​ today I want you to all swim like you never have before!'​ A lotta people drowned that day"   * "​I'​ve been depressed for a few years. ​ Ever since I coached a swimming team back in college for a big race.  I said '​Everybody,​ today I want you to all swim like you never have before!'​ A lotta people drowned that day"
   * "My girlfriend has Vajazzles and she's put on a lot of weight recently. ​ Now it looks like someone kicked in a disco ball."   * "My girlfriend has Vajazzles and she's put on a lot of weight recently. ​ Now it looks like someone kicked in a disco ball."
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 +New film names you can come up with by adding one letter:
 +  * The Spy Who Loved Men
 +  * Diet Hard
 +  * Citizen Kanye
 +  * Irony Man
 +  * Ex-Men
 +  * Shaving Private Ryan
 +  * The Hoarse Whisperer
 +  * The Green Smile
 +  * Speedo
 +  * The Thingy
 +  * The 400 Year Old Virgin
 +  * Harry Pottery
 +  * The Dark Knight Rinses
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