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-  * In reference to his ex girlfriend (at a comedy rap battle): "A night with here is like a pint of Tennents, absolutely no head and a slight aftertaste of metal"
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+I wish I could remember a fraction of the great one liners I hear regularly at live comedy shows.  See also [[Would you rather]].
+  * In reference to his ex girlfriend (at a comedy rap battle): "A night with her is like a pint of Tennents, absolutely no head and a slight aftertaste of metal"
+  * "I've been depressed for a few years.  Ever since I coached a swimming team back in college for a big race.  I said 'Everybody, today I want you to all swim like you have have before!' A lotta people died that day"
+  * "My girlfriend has Vajazzles.  She's put on a lot of weight recently.  It looks a bit like someone kicked in a disco ball."

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