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| + | ====== Jokes ====== | ||
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| + | I wish I could remember a fraction of the great one liners I hear regularly at live comedy shows. See also [[Would you rather]]. | ||
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| * In reference to his ex girlfriend (at a comedy rap battle): "A night with her is like a pint of Tennents, absolutely no head and a slight aftertaste of metal" | * In reference to his ex girlfriend (at a comedy rap battle): "A night with her is like a pint of Tennents, absolutely no head and a slight aftertaste of metal" | ||
| - | * | + | * "I've been depressed for a few years. Ever since I coached a swimming team back in college for a big race. I said 'Everybody, today I want you to all swim like you never have before!' A lotta people drowned that day" |
| + | * "My girlfriend has Vajazzles and she's put on a lot of weight recently. Now it looks like someone kicked in a disco ball." | ||
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| + | **New film names you can come up with by adding one letter:** | ||
| + | * The Spy Who Loved Men | ||
| + | * Diet Hard | ||
| + | * Citizen Kanye | ||
| + | * Irony Man | ||
| + | * Ex-Men | ||
| + | * Shaving Private Ryan | ||
| + | * The Hoarse Whisperer | ||
| + | * The Green Smile | ||
| + | * Speedo | ||
| + | * The Thingy | ||
| + | * The 400 Year Old Virgin | ||
| + | * Harry Pottery | ||
| + | * The Dark Knight Rinses | ||
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