Original link: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/
And the top comment that ended it: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/c3nijr7/
I swear this is (allegedly) a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you (allegedly) crashed our prom after party (Universal Hilton). You (allegedly) ended up taking the virginity of a girl named Roseanne. You (allegedly) didn't call her afterwards. She (allegedly) cried a lot. Do you remember any of this and can confirm or have you (allegedly) been so knee deep in hollywood pooty for so long that this qualifies as a mere blip?
/I'm (allegedly) not kidding.
Edit: Umm, is it cool if I find it kind of hilarious that this is the top comment? Whenever I see him interviewed (like on Letterman a couple of nights ago) I always think back on this and just shake my head. Sorry Woody….but whatever, he has a pretty notorious reputation for being a pussy hound. And its not like I asked President Obama or UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon if they boned a high school graduate….he's just a Hollywood actor and this is an AMA. So yeah. (and I highly doubt he's answering in any case except for maybe 4 words; “No, it never happened.”) And I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment.
To answer some questions - yes she was pretty attractive (and no I'm not Roseanne you witty motherfuckers, nor was I her date). The weird thing is that she was a pretty serious girl not known as a partier and had a lot of guys after her. Pretty shy and quiet, which is why afterwards I was like, what the fuck? Her? (also not giving year because I just know some of you internet detectives will track the poor girl down. If he can't remember this event given the circumstances, name and hotel…well he really has gotten laid too much in his life).
Also some of the pearl clutching over the question is highly amusing.