I want to archive these in case any of them disappear. These are my favourite reddit posts:

• Picture of both hands (reddit)
• Carbon Monoxide guy (reddit)
• Woody Harrelson Rampart AMA (reddit)
• Guy tries heroin (reddit) - A sequence of 6 posts over a 10 year period about a guy trying out heroin and spiralling into rehab.
• Are you fucking sorry - Not a reddit post exactly, green text from 4chan but it always stuck with me.

You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?
I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding “the one” is she may die young and leave you wanting.
I also choose this guy's dead wife (context)

• https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/56cdgm/ama_im_really_rick_astley_i_swear_and_to/d8i933q/
• https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq/
• https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/eke3wm/what_is_the_greatest_reddit_post_of_all_time/